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  1. Abdullah Yousuf

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Liverpool; Old Trafford was packed and there was only one empty seat – next to Michael. ‘Who does that seat belong to?’ asked the person in the next seat. ‘My wife usually sits there.’ Michael replied. ‘But why isn’t she here?’...
  2. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of...
  3. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you? no charge.
  4. Abdullah Yousuf

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    I bought some tuna at the market today. The Starkist label read "Albacore Tuna packed in oil, compliments of BP."
  5. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf.
  6. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Knock knock! Who's there? Max. Max who? Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!
  7. Abdullah Yousuf

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  8. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"...
  9. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Teacher: How many letters are there totally in "A.B.C.D"? Student: 4 Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C.D" Student: 52 Teacher: What?! How? Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.
  10. Abdullah Yousuf

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    My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That darned clock always was slow.
  11. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Doctor: Have you ever fainted before? Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fee
  12. Abdullah Yousuf

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    What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable? UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.
  13. Abdullah Yousuf

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  14. Abdullah Yousuf

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  15. Abdullah Yousuf

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    judge : (to a criminal) Have some shame... this the ninth time you are entering this court criminal : YOU should have shame ...... you come here every day
  16. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a...
  17. Abdullah Yousuf

    The Banning Game(ALL please join in)

    banned for being a male and having a girl avatar
  18. Abdullah Yousuf

    The Banning Game(ALL please join in)

    you are baned for using a penguin as your avatar :p
  19. Abdullah Yousuf

    ~*~*~Keep a Word*-*-*Drop a Word~*~*~

    temporary peace
  20. Abdullah Yousuf

    ~*~*~Keep a Word*-*-*Drop a Word~*~*~

    come in
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