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  1. Wardah97

    In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The...

    In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.
  2. Wardah97

    A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.

    A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
  3. Wardah97

    The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

    The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
  4. Wardah97

    The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

    The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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    The easiest job in da wrld is Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen...

    The easiest job in da wrld is Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If anything went wrong, mayb u'd get a pulse
  6. Wardah97

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  7. Wardah97

    If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

    If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
  8. Wardah97

    The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

    The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
  9. Wardah97

    Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

    Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
  10. Wardah97

    Hello :)

    k good luck...hope u have a gd exam!:)
  11. Wardah97

    hehe......thanku!:P

    hehe......thanku!:P
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  12. Wardah97

    “I believe that every human being has a finite number of heartbeats, and I don’t intend to waste...

    “I believe that every human being has a finite number of heartbeats, and I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercise.”
  13. Wardah97

    “It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally...

    “It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.” –
  14. Wardah97

    “A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark...

    “A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
  15. Wardah97

    “A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.”

    “A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.”
  16. Wardah97

    “A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.”

    “A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.”
  17. Wardah97

    “I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.”

    “I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.”
  18. Wardah97

    “To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.”

    “To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.”
  19. Wardah97

    “Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”

    “Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”
  20. Wardah97

    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other...

    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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