HELP ME PLEASEE

[saimaiftikhar92]

MY SCHOOL IS ARRANGING A WELCOME PARTY WHERE WE NEED TO WELCOME THE JUNIORS.....THEREFORE PLEASE GUIDE ME BIT THAT HOW SHOULD THE OPENING SPEECH BE.........PLEASE I NEED THIS TODAY..........PLEASE POST YOUR COMMENTS ASAP...

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

PLEASE POST YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT IT......I NEED IT URGENTLY........PLEASE POOL IN YOUR IDEAS

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

AND ONE THING MORE THE OPENING SPEECH PARAGRAGH SHOUL NOT BE BORING.....BUT WITH CATCHY WORDS.....SO JUST GIVE ME YOUR IDEAS

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

please ...........................................

 

[badrobot14]

Introduce em to ur teachers.
Advice them... about school-life n succeeding.. but remember to add funny stuff in between to keep them interested ,like "Come to school on time but not too early, The trouble with being early/punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it..!"
Ask ur funny friends for more ideas..

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

anymore suggestions please.....................helpp

 

[Silent Hunter]

have jokes,try to advice them like hard working students achieve alot ........... importance of studies and name a few ones who passed from the school and are now successful in life (if possible) , inform them about sports activities at school and tell tht its just not studies ............ there are games too

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

it's a welcome party.....and my perception is like telling such things would only bore the people.......it should be humurous which maintains the interest of the audience

 

[arlery]

So then add humor to seriousness, its a good way of keeping the audience's interest as well.

 

[saimaiftikhar92]

okay .......so how should i start??

 

[badrobot14]

I'd suggest by "Bismillah."
n y do u wanna become a standup comedian...???
in my humble opinion it's better to part some good knowledge in people than to just make them laugh.

Learn how to give entertaining advice from this lecture; Also I strongly suggest you listen to it.. has excellect things you can add in ur speech:
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[saimaiftikhar92]

I DONT WANT TO BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN .......ITS JUST THAT THE SPEECH SHOULD BE GOOD

 

[destined007]

Introduce yourself.
Introduce your school. Say one or two good things about your school. Tell them about your school owner (if applicable), faculty, facilities, student achievements, society etc. if you have time go in detail, especially on society thingy.
End it with a motivational quote and thanks of course.

 

[sweetiepie]

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[dragoninja98]

its probably gone by now

You could start with young ladies and gentlemen (assuming they are in 6-8)
start with a funny line