* YO MAMA jokes *

[Dexterwarrior12]

favrit yo mama jokes evryone!!!

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

Yo mama so poor her family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

 

[Ahmed Arsalan]

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

favrit yo mama jokes evryone!!!

hahahaha...roflmafao..!!!

 

[Ahmed Arsalan]

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

 

[Soulgamer]

Yo Mama so fat, that when she sat on the Iphone, it became the Ipad.

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

Yo Mama so fat, that when she sat on the Iphone, it became the Ipad.

hahahahaha nice

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

Yo Mama so fat, that when she sat on the Iphone, it became the Ipad.

ohh GOD who is dis poor w0man =P

 

[Soulgamer]

ohh GOD who is dis poor w0man =P

Its yo mama. (Not that I'm implying it's your mama but its yo mama)

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

Its yo mama. (Not that I'm implying it's your mama but its yo mama)

realy funnny i know dat part already

 

[Soulgamer]

Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^ its lame but it cracks me up

 

[marshal]

yo mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class

 

[marshal]

yo mommas so old she farts dust

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

ohh GOD who is dis poor w0man =P

no one..just a phrase/.!!

 

[fille spéciale]

yo mommas so fat...... that when she wears a yellow raincoat ppl call her "taxi" taxi"

 

[khizer shahab]

yo mama so childish ...plays "akar bambey boo" with her husband !!

 

[haochen]

yo mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class

this ones better:
yo mamas so old i saw here on my history book !!!