~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Enferno]

 

[Darkest Angel]

HAHA

 

[Darkest Angel]

 

[Spidey21]

 

[Spidey21]

TROLLED!!

 

[Haris Bin Zahid]

 

[Haris Bin Zahid]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[awsumness]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

"Cambridge University English Exam"









Candidate Name : Inzamam ul Haq



Centre: PCB 100







Q- Write the opening to a story in which things begin to happen in slow motion.





Asslam'o'aliakum, first of all thanks to ALLAH, yea the boys were licking aaa looking very good.



"What do you want to say of Abdul Rehman the debutant?" said Rameez Raja



.....(silence).. "Aaa, youngster ?" Inzamam wondering what Rameez said.



(Rameez breaks into laughing)



"Yaa, it was playing good first of all he's good, he's plays good, bat is good. And yea we won, thanks to him" says Inzamam.



"Your team seemed to slow down a bit in the middle, what did you do to recover so marvelously from that?" asks Rameez.



"Ya, it was slow were not motioning, needed to focus bat n ball. But you see, is is very good up the end, and we come back good, and ya " Replies Inzamam.















Examiner Comments:



-Stupid and idiotic use of language

-lacks focus

-Pathetic and digressing

-Tone entirely inappropriate to the task.













"Taken from original inzamam-ul-haq interviews"

 

[Khadija Sultana]

"Cambridge University English Exam"









Candidate Name : Inzamam ul Haq



Centre: PCB 100







Q- Write the opening to a story in which things begin to happen in slow motion.





Asslam'o'aliakum, first of all thanks to ALLAH, yea the boys were licking aaa looking very good.



"What do you want to say of Abdul Rehman the debutant?" said Rameez Raja



.....(silence).. "Aaa, youngster ?" Inzamam wondering what Rameez said.



(Rameez breaks into laughing)



"Yaa, it was playing good first of all he's good, he's plays good, bat is good. And yea we won, thanks to him" says Inzamam.



"Your team seemed to slow down a bit in the middle, what did you do to recover so marvelously from that?" asks Rameez.



"Ya, it was slow were not motioning, needed to focus bat n ball. But you see, is is very good up the end, and we come back good, and ya " Replies Inzamam.















Examiner Comments:



-Stupid and idiotic use of language

-lacks focus

-Pathetic and digressing

-Tone entirely inappropriate to the task.













"Taken from original inzamam-ul-haq interviews"

really rollin on floor laughin!!!!!!!!!

 

[awsumness]

"Cambridge University English Exam"









Candidate Name : Inzamam ul Haq



Centre: PCB 100







Q- Write the opening to a story in which things begin to happen in slow motion.





Asslam'o'aliakum, first of all thanks to ALLAH, yea the boys were licking aaa looking very good.



"What do you want to say of Abdul Rehman the debutant?" said Rameez Raja



.....(silence).. "Aaa, youngster ?" Inzamam wondering what Rameez said.



(Rameez breaks into laughing)



"Yaa, it was playing good first of all he's good, he's plays good, bat is good. And yea we won, thanks to him" says Inzamam.



"Your team seemed to slow down a bit in the middle, what did you do to recover so marvelously from that?" asks Rameez.



"Ya, it was slow were not motioning, needed to focus bat n ball. But you see, is is very good up the end, and we come back good, and ya " Replies Inzamam.















Examiner Comments:



-Stupid and idiotic use of language

-lacks focus

-Pathetic and digressing

-Tone entirely inappropriate to the task.













"Taken from original inzamam-ul-haq interviews"

ho ho can't breath..HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Haris Bin Zahid]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[Haseefa]

"I don't go on dates, I eat them. I have so many dates and I love them all."

 

[THE FOLLOWER]