~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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“A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That’s it, I can never remember that word."”

 

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda.


I am lucky that it was a soft drink.

 

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The real name for thin crust pizza.

 

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Well, shit…!

 

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Feedin' her pop tarts x'D

 

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