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  1. Anna Ali

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "Infidel, don't you know who I am? I need nothing from a lowly woman," barked bin Laden. The genie pleaded, "But master, I must...
  2. Anna Ali

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    Arm the Homeless In 1999 the Phoenix New Times ran a story announcing the formation of a new charity to benefit the homeless. There was just one catch. Instead of providing the homeless with food and shelter, this charity would provide them with guns and ammunition. It was named 'The Arm the...
  3. Anna Ali

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    The Toronto Symphony was playing Beethoven's Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other: "We don't have much to do. Let's go next door for a few drinks." They stayed for a while and got a little tipsy. One said to the other: "To give us more time, I tied the pages of the music together...
  4. Anna Ali

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    Who invented algebra? A: A Cleve X part
  5. Anna Ali

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    Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? A: He wanted to see time fly. :p
  6. Anna Ali

    I hope so ! Ur in alvls ?

    I hope so ! Ur in alvls ?
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  7. Anna Ali

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    Lol
  8. Anna Ali

    thanks:)

    thanks:)
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  9. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
  10. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
  11. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
  12. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  13. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
  14. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
  15. Anna Ali

    Quotes , Poems & Life ^.^

    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
  16. Anna Ali

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    A Grave Encounter After trick-or-treating, 
a teen takes a shortcut home 
through the cemetery. Halfway across, he’s startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots 
an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone. “I thought you were a...
  17. Anna Ali

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    police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya? . Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi. :P
  18. Anna Ali

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    Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi . Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
  19. Anna Ali

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    Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE"
  20. Anna Ali

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    Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK"
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