* YO MAMA jokes *

[gary221]

Yo mama so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so poor that i saw her knocking on a dumpster and i asked her ''what's up'' .. and she said ''my kids locked me out'' xD

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that her belly button has an echo ^_^

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

yo mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class

real epic

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

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Yo mama so fat that when she got on top of a WEIGHT SCALE, it went OUT OF ORDER! - Self Made.

ts not self made., or maybe it is ,m original was, "when she stands on a scale, it reads 'to be continued....'"

 

[tom&jerry]

Yo mama is so Yo that she raps the shit out of EMINEM.

 

[Arpit17]

yo mama is so stupid that she forgot to study for her cie exams!!