post political jokes here :P

[iceman]

post ur political jokes here......


.agar aik ship mein zardari aur baaqee politicians sawaaar houn...aur woh ship duub jaai....tou end mein kaun bachay gaa?

 

[HorsePower]

ZARDARI !!!
kk heres one ,

Qiyamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan :
1- Zardari Imandari Kare Ga .
2- Altaf Karachi Aye Ga.
3- Musharaf pey Muqadma chale ga.
4- Sheri Rehman Parda Karey Gi
5- Chaudhry Shujat ko bolna aye ga
6- Shiekh Rasheed ki shadi ho jae gi.
7- Imran Khan ko sadarat melay gi.
8- Qazi Hussain Dharna chhore day ga.
9- Gilani SUCH Boley Ga.
and last but not least
10- Maulana Fazurehman Pant shirt pahne ga.

:lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

 

[skinnyboyfat]

A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…

 

[skinnyboyfat]

All Flowers Don’t Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
All Birds Can’t Speak,
But..
Parrot Did It.
A Dog Can’t Lead A Country,
But He Did It

 

[skinnyboyfat]

Zarda Aur Zardari Main Kiya Farq Hai..?
Zarda Khushiyon Main Khaaya Jaata Hai,
AUR …
Zardaari Khushiyon Ko Khaa Jaata Ha,

ENGLISH TRANSALATION OF DA ^^JOKE
what's the difference b/w Zarda(a sweet made with rice) nd zadaari?
zarda iz eaten at a time of happiness,zardaari eats the time of happiness!!!

 

[iceman]

ZARDARI !!!
kk heres one ,

Qiyamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan :
1- Zardari Imandari Kare Ga .
2- Altaf Karachi Aye Ga.
3- Musharaf pey Muqadma chale ga.
4- Sehri Rehman Parda Karey Gi
5- Chaudhry Shujat ko bolna aye ga
6- Shiekh Rasheed ki shadi ho jae gi.
7- Imran Khan ko sadarat melay gi.
8- Qazi Hussain Dharna chhore day ga.
9- Gilani SUCH Boley Ga.
and last but not least
10- Maulana Fazurehman Pant shirt pahne ga.

:lol:

uff not zardari

 

[iceman]

@ everyone awesome jokes

 

[iceman]

my turn

Once Mr. Zardari went to a toy shop and asked the shopkeeper:
"Brother how much is this dog with mustache"
Shopkeeper replied:" Sir, this is mirror"

 

[skinnyboyfat]

 

[arlery]

I got this as an SMS :

Kehtain hain kai miyaan ko uski biwi sai milaana main sawaab milta hai.
Toh dua kii jiyay kai Sadar Zardari Benazir Bhutto sai buhut jald mil jayain

XD

 

[iceman]

 

[skinnyboyfat]

nice 1's iceman... :lol:

 

[basimnazir]

A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…

This is hilarious! :lol:

 

[iceman]

A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…

This is hilarious! :lol:

dis is also enlightening :lol:

 

[georgiaseverson]

Nice this thread is awesome..funny..

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…

:lol: :lol: lovd dis 1

 

[badrobot14]

^ When I was at school(long long time ago..in 1860s) a friend related this joke about the president of the time... so it's seriously old and seriously funny..

 

[scouserlfc]

Agree this is hilarious !

 

[Silent Hunter]

badrobot14: u were in school in 1860s ???????? SO long ago ? around 150 yeas?