~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[multixamza01]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Man: Doctor! Doctor! my wife feels she is a chicken.

Doctor :- Do you want me to cure her.

Man: NO! I want a new egg recipe.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there

 

[Nibz]

^ You have sucha good sense of humor. How do you even do it!

 

[khushbakhat malik]

if u r tellin me so thnx

 

[khushbakhat malik]

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

 

[MuslimGirl]

 

[smzimran]

 

[smzimran]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

Simple maths??​

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[awsumness]

Sooooo true

 

[awsumness]

Simple maths??​

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[gary221]

Student : Sir, pani ko bewakoof kaise banaoge??
Sir : Garam karo aur roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao...!!!



What an excuse...!!

Teacher : homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student : Sir, light nahi thi...
Teacher : Toh candle jala lete..
Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi..
Teacher : Kyun?
Student : Puja ghar me rakhi thi..
Teacher : Toh le aate na...
Student : Nahaya nahi tha, sir.
Teacher : Nahaye kyun nahi the?
Student : Pani nahi tha sir.
Teacher : Arey, pani kyun nahi tha?
Student : Sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi..
Teacher : Huh, huh, ab motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi?
Student : Haram khor, kitni baar bolu.... Light nahi thi...!!!!....

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[awsumness]

Student : Sir, pani ko bewakoof kaise banaoge??
Sir : Garam karo aur roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao...!!!



What an excuse...!!

Teacher : homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student : Sir, light nahi thi...
Teacher : Toh candle jala lete..
Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi..
Teacher : Kyun?
Student : Puja ghar me rakhi thi..
Teacher : Toh le aate na...
Student : Nahaya nahi tha, sir.
Teacher : Nahaye kyun nahi the?
Student : Pani nahi tha sir.
Teacher : Arey, pani kyun nahi tha?
Student : Sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi..
Teacher : Huh, huh, ab motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi?
Student : Haram khor, kitni baar bolu.... Light nahi thi...!!!!....

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oye...student ki himmat..!!!XD

 

[gary221]

Genius is a person who completes work in one day for which fools take months....
Just like our lecturer takes 6 months to complete the syllabus we finish in 1 night...!!!

Sir : Kal Maths test hone wala hai. Kuch puchna hai to pucho??​

Student : Sir, aap sirf itna bata dijiye ke paper kahan chapne gaye hai. Baki ka hum dekh lenge...!!!​

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[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]