~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[aTraveller]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

The Homework Schedule
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein

Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat

liye

 

[khushbakhat malik]

sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para
2ND STUPIData nai yar, meri photo aik
larki ki paon mai gir gai, main ne kaha k behan g zara sari upar kar photo leni hai"

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! New packages dekh.... New language seekh. Night out Maar.... Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression!! ! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You: Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence starting with 'I'

Student: 'I' is ...

Teacher: No, no, you must say 'I am ...'

Student: Ok sir, 'I am the 9th letter of alphabets'

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Rahul: How old are you Shobit?
Shobit: i'm 7 years old.

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[MuslimGirl]

 

[awsumness]

....sosoooooo true...!!!!

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

wow... this is weird...

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

Happens right??​

​

 

[gary221]