~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Year 2015

Islami jhamuria Talibastan

Shaheed Zardari ke 6te barsi

Saas bahu ke larai mei
Bahu ne apne ap ko khudkash hamle mei urra lya

Taliban ur America ka friendly
Cricket match,
Taliban ne hand garnade ke dhmake dar
Bowling se jeet lya

Khudkash jackets banane
Walo ko tax net mei lene ka fysla.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Aye Khuda meri dost ko Sindhiyon jesi Qismat,

Panjabiyon jesi Sehat,

Balachiyon jesi Ghairat day.


Baqi, Pathanon jese AQAL to iske paas pehle se he hai.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

3 Friends Bangali, Pakistani, Indian

Jo is Dunbay k 7 1 din Guzary Ga Us Ko 25000 Inam Dia Jay Ga.
Sub S Phelay Bangali : Wo Dunbay walay Room M Gya R Wapis AA Gia Us Nay Kha K M 50000 doon ga Laken Is K 7 Ni Rahoon Ga.

Phir Pakistani: Pakistani Gya Bht Jaldi Wapis AA Gya K M B Ap Ki Har Shart Manzoor Krta Hoon Laken Us Dunbay K 7 1 Sec Ni Gazaroon Ga

AAKhir M Indian Gya: Indian Jasy He andur Gya Dunba Bahir AA Gya.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Man 1: I notice that Ur Daughter is mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she loves cooking many varieties.



Man 2: No! Actually our Telephone connection is in the kitchen.

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Where Do U Find MANGOES?
Mango Tree?
No!
Fruit Shop?
Wrong Again.
Phir?

Ans: Jaha Jaha Women Goes,
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES!!

 

[GetSomeLife]

ok, be honest, how many times has this happend??

hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[khushbakhat malik]

Newtons fourth law
the rate of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus covered keeping the knowledge constant.
Kb=r.o.t.p
S c

units=ns-1

 

[aTraveller]

 

[awsumness]