wasabiyogurt

I am an alien from outer space,.

I have long, pointy ear lobes and green skin.
I also have a fish tail attached to my back. My teeth are so long that they reach the ground and so sharp it can pierce through steel.

My eyes can shoot rainbow beams which are deathly as happiness is deathly.

I accidentally killed my best friend, Jer, because I didn't turn them off when looking at him. But he ate my ratsicle last time anyway so he deserves it.

Anyways, thats all about me, and oh, I also dance.