You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. 
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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.
- Jake Johansen
Tangled ;D
The best dreams happen when you are awake.
Some people are like clouds. Once they disappear...it's a beautiful day. xD
You can't always control who walks into your life, but....... you CAN control which window you throw them out of. xD
i kinda followed u 4 the same reason as forbidden rose....)
and i like ur posts....)
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Hayee! My awesomest bhai si studying! Keep it Up!
Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid...but I love you now. xD
People cry, not because they are weak. But because they've been strong for too long.
Heyyyy there!!!! Long time!!!
u give me a lot of likes so i'm following u
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
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