"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
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badrobot14
black_berry
.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
badrobot14
“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime.” — Old Chinese Saying
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett.
black_berry
If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
A loud voice of a man threatens a woman, but the silence of a woman shakes the consciousness of a man.
A loud voice of a man threatens a woman, but the silence of a woman shakes the consciousness of a man.
Rutzaba
hahaha gud entertainment
badrobot14
n if men could read women's mind they'd probably finally find out what 'it's complicated' means.... 
Rutzaba
lol sorry robot alias planet master ye itna funny nhi tha
Rutzaba
xDjk bhai
black_berry
"Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes."
Rutzaba
hahahaha
badrobot14
Few women admit their age... Fewer men act theirs.
badrobot14
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
Rutzaba
true striver i cnt get to ur page sadly
badrobot14
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
black_berry
Rutzaba - soory just a sec :P
badrobot14 - God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece! :P :p
badrobot14 - God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece! :P :p
badrobot14
Rutzaba you don't want to go their... :D XD unless u r prepared to die.... TrueStriver is dangerous... XD
badrobot14
*there