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  1. Maganius

    Sorry for spamming your wall =( well u were bored so thought these jokes would cheer you Up =D

    Sorry for spamming your wall =( well u were bored so thought these jokes would cheer you Up =D
  2. Maganius

    =)

    =)
  3. Maganius

    Np ^^ and thanks for the likes =D

    Np ^^ and thanks for the likes =D
  4. Maganius

    Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. -Gordon...

    Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. -Gordon R. Dickson
  5. Maganius

    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana

    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana
  6. Maganius

    You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could...

    You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. -George Burns
  7. Maganius

    Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair...

    Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -George Burns
  8. Maganius

    Have a conversation using ONLY lines from song lyrics!

    I want you to ROCK ME :D
  9. Maganius

    A happy life is just a string of happy moments. But most people don’t allow the happy moment...

    A happy life is just a string of happy moments. But most people don’t allow the happy moment, because they’re so busy trying to get a happy life. -Esther Hicks
  10. Maganius

    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. -George Bernard Shaw

    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. -George Bernard Shaw
  11. Maganius

    Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas...

    Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
  12. Maganius

    I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence. -Gary...

    I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence. -Gary Trudeau
  13. Maganius

    My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. -Garry Shandling

    My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. -Garry Shandling
  14. Maganius

    I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him. -Galileo Galilei

    I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him. -Galileo Galilei
  15. Maganius

    I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and...

    I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Galilei
  16. Maganius

    Below@

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  17. Maganius

    Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth...

    Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -G. M. Trevelyan
  18. Maganius

    The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends...

    The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends. -Friedrich Nietzsche
  19. Maganius

    A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark...

    A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. -Fred Allen
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