Corrupt the above wish!

[diamondsky]

sorry i touched you and you became one!
wish i could become a zombie!

bt u already r
wish i cud b d survivor

 

[shaminou]

then i killed you and you became the same
wish i could turn everyone a zombie

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

Sorry you can't, 'cause I am the Only ONE!

Wish I was immune to the Zombie Virus And never became one, even if you touched or bit me!

 

[shaminou]

Well...ok you do become immune and felt so lonely being the only human that you desperately begged me to make you one(but i did not)
wish i could go to a chocolate factory!

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

Yeah you did went to One, and was made into Bars!
(Btw people don't beg to Zombies, they just do it for free!)

Wish I Went to Amazon!

 

[tomcat]

Too bad u suck at it
I wish I could go on hike to Mount Everest

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

You can't, cause Your team won't take You!

Wish I had skills like CR7

 

[diamondsky]

You can't, cause Your team won't take You!

Wish I had skills like CR7

messi still beats u
wish i cud go to mars

 

[shaminou]

On mars an alien abducted you
wish i had emerald rocks!

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

Yeah you did, but Martians Evacuated
Wish I had an AK47

 

[diamondsky]

u try to rob 1 frm terrorists n dey headshot u
wish i cud play in a ind vs. pak cricket match t20!!!

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

Yeah Afridi hit a six and it hits you right on the head and you are taken to the hospital. Eventually, match missed

Wish I met Mel Gibson

 

[diamondsky]

Yeah Afridi hit a six and it hits you right on the head and you are taken to the hospital. Eventually, match missed

Wish I met Mel Gibson

d guy signs u fr a film n u get a heart attack due to happiness...n d bst part i replace u
wish i cud get an oscar

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

Yeah you get an oscar on 1st April, and the best part: I gave it to you!
Wish People obeyed me

 

[diamondsky]

b4 d day is ovr a cobra bites u n u die
wish i cud go to heaven

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

You just can't

Wish I were Batman

 

[diamondsky]

You just can't

Wish I were Batman

d joker gets u dis tym
wish i cud get einstein's brains...den i wud get A*s in all subs

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

You can't coz they can't do transplants in a Tail!

Wish i Owned Locaste

 

[diamondsky]

You can't coz they can't do transplants in a Tail!

Wish i Owned Locaste

i assume u mean lacoste
d croc on d logo bites ur leg off
wish i cud meet d hp n hermoine n get d tym machine device thingy frm dem

 

[Muhammad TAimoor]

yeah true, Lacoste! Never noticed "a" was before!
You did but she doesn't give it to you. simple.

Wish i was Arsenal's manager