Corrupt the above wish!

[Maganius]

I hope u enjoy ur life to the extremes (sorry fr breaking the rules)
I wish to go to pakistan

Np ^_^

Your flight got cancelled.

I wish to take a short nap.

 

[Angelina_25]

U have insomnia
I wish fr conezone chocolate icecream

 

[MemoryMatrix 21]

U have insomnia
I wish fr conezone chocolate icecream

y u sooooo hungry 2day 4 chocolate ..... yestrday u callled me chocy bear too :O

 

[Angelina_25]

y u sooooo hungry 2day 4 chocolate ..... yestrday u callled me chocy bear too :O

Lolz coz im a chocoholic ......
I wish to see niagra falls in live

 

[Hassaan Sami]

You do but then a punk pushes you over the edge nd u plunge headfirst into the freezing water. (Btw, I have. Its awesome)

I wish that frigging Godzilla eats up all of cambridge uni, especially the biology department.

 

[Angelina_25]

Poor Godzilla needs some redbull ....not strong enough to defend him so he ends up dying
I wish for nothing

 

[Hassaan Sami]

'Nothing' turns out to be the latin name for chocolate fffudge icecream again, which i smudge on your face.

I wish that people on fb will play games without inviting me. (You wont get this until u r on facebook)

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

They do but then you're made ambassador of all fb games and everytime someone anywhere in the world plays a game on Facebook yoü get an alert.

I wish the sky would be colourful at night.

 

[eureka!]

It does. But the shades are blue, so much for that.
I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

They do. And the wish keeps pestering you to make a legit wish forever.

I wish it wouldn't be so damn hot in the summers.

 

[David Hussey]

Unfortunately dreams dont come true most of the time
I wish i could build a time machine

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

You do, it works, you go back to the time of dinosours and get stuck there.

I wish I had a packet of chips rights now

 

[eureka!]

Yeah, packet's empty.
I wish someone'd jazz up this game.

 

[gary221]

Yeah, but I'm bored...

I wish I had a gun.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

Yeah, but I'm bored...

I wish I had a gun.

You get one. But everytime you hold it a Justin Bieber song starts blaring out of it.

I wish I could meet all my friends everyday.

 

[eureka!]

Oh, but they don't wanna meet YOU everyday.
I wish you were an alien.

 

[gary221]

Oh, but they don't wanna meet YOU everyday.
I wish you were an alien.

What's to wish? She already is...

I wish I could go to the world cup.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

The World cup is Banned.

I wish i didn't feel so sleepy.

 

[gary221]

You dont, but all your electronics are locked up.

I wish I was a wizard.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

You do, but you're so bad at it you löök yourself in a horror house with no way out.

I wish I could get more donuts.