Corrupt the above wish!

[gary221]

You do, but you're so bad at it you löök yourself in a horror house with no way out.

I wish I could get more donuts.

I 'look' myself?
You do, but they're all plastic.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

*lock

I so don't want to corrupt this wish oh wait, you do, and then you'll always how awesome I am

I wish my cousins didn't watch Doreomon.

 

[gary221]

I asked for memory, not a delusional dosage.

They dont, now they talk about it. 24/7

I wish ghosts were real.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

That's what you got

They are, no hunters to kill them, so they kill everyone and now we are all ghosts and it's your fault.

I wish Disney was Disney again.

 

[gary221]

No, no, no....they are. And that'll never happen.

It is...the original Disney starring boring fairy tales. Over and over.

I wish Supernatural starts really soon.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

It does. And Dean is evil, kills Sam and haunts children forever.

I wish I didnt have a cieling

 

[gary221]

Dean will kill Sam? http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb.../2c/56158-Doctor-Who-10-laughing-gif-d1CI.gif

You don't. But now birds are right overhead.
http://static.tumblr.com/j8c8clj/e7qm1t5yh/dean_point_eyebrows.gif
I wish I could have magic beans.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

Yup.


You do. Now You're a giant living happily ever after with your new best friend forever giant on the beanstalk.

I wish I was in hogwarts.

 

[gary221]

Is there an expiry date to your delusions or are they like forever?

I'm a giant? Cool.

Guess who's sharing a room with Filch?
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Laughing-In-Donnie-Darko-Gif.gif

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

Yaar, delusional tum ho.


Okay. Eww.

You get robbed.

I wish I had a magical diary.

 

[gary221]

What are you, five?
Okay, so you get a magic diary, and now you're trapped inside it. Forever.

I wish I could get away with breaking all the rules.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

I'm Vodemort

You stop caring.

I wish to always be happy.

 

[gary221]

Now that is terrifying.

You become crazy.

I wish I had a boomerang.

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

It always comes back to hit you.

I wish summers didn't exist.

 

[Minato112]

Sorry but the sun will be here with increasing temperature and You cant do anything!

I wish I could fly

 

[Phoenix Blood]

The Wingman dies with the shock of matching wings to your overweight body

I wish i was a boy

 

[Minato112]

haha xD Well hmmm it was found that u would become scarier in boy form so u remain a girl instead

I wish I was the world's top runner

 

[Phoenix Blood]

Boo.... better scary then
Top position is already taken.
I wish lollipops were smaller to fit in the mouth

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

That won't happen because you are the size of a flea.
i wish i had a million dollars

 

[Phoenix Blood]

But you get a zillion dollars!
I wish people were less funnier