Jokes in here? really? in urdu? shukar hai ! :D

[faraz shahid]

 

[faraz shahid]

old generation: naiki kar darya me dal
new generation: kuch bhi kar facebook pe dal

 

[!!!wish!!!]

mujrim:koshish krna umr qaid ho phansi na ho
pathan vakeel: dn't worry be happy

after court
mujrim:ki hua
parhan:bht muskil se umr qaid krwai,adalt to riha kr rhi the

 

[!!!wish!!!]

munna 2 circuit:: kya kar rela circuit

circuit:bhai bulb pe baap ka nam likh rela
munna:kaiko
circuit:boleto baapka nam roshan karne ka he

 

[faraz shahid]

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

 

[faraz shahid]

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Baniya ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... . ......... .Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

 

[faraz shahid]

http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/nidokidos
Baniya on his death time.My wife, where r u ?Wife:Yes, I’m hereMy sons daughters ru all here?Yes, PapaBaniya:To phir brabar wale kamreka pankha Q khula hay ???
Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usneapni ghar ki khirki meapni wife ko roti pakate hue dekhato chilla k bolaMERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

 

[fiz34]

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

 

[AreebaKausar]

 

[AreebaKausar]

 

[AngelicBeauty]

haha yehi hota hai!!1

 

[AreebaKausar]

 

[Silent Hunter]

long time no post? ..

 

[Usama Jawad]

 

[abdulwadoodkhan]

that namaloom afraad

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

 

[Igniz]

hahahaha..........nahi ab bhi a sakte hai

 

[Thunder Bird]

awsome ones!!!!

 

[ZaqZainab]

You guys are hilarious Hahahah.. just can't stop laughing
My brain:"Wait what am i doing i have got boards"
My Heart:" No no watch this thread"

 

[Nouman1997]

3 Sardar bed par so rahe the
Jaga kam thi is liye tinon ko pareshani ho rahi thi
Ye soch kar aik Sardar niche zamin par let gay
Upar se doosre Sardar ne awaz lagae:"Oe upar aa ja jaga ban gae he"