~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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[Phoenix Blood]

Super insult 

Maths Teacher: Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: Aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achha teacher padata hoga!
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A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, don't smell him, teach him.
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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya.

Father: Aur tum?

Son: Doctor ka beta bhi fail ho gaya.

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa aaya?

Son: Wo wakeel ka beta bhi fail ho gaya.

Father: Kamine main tera pooch raha hun.

Son: To tum konsa Rajnikant ho, tera beta bhi fail hua hai 

Sabziwala sabzi par paani  chhidak raha tha, kaafi der ho gayi...
Customer gusse mein  bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo 

True lines- Bachpan mein hum wahan sona pasand karte the jahan se chand taare dikhe.

Aur aaj wahan jahan charger laga sake 

 

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IF THIS WAS DONE TO ME I WOULD KILL THAT PRSN

 

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