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[My Name]

so true!!!.............onc emy frnd di not do chemistry home work and she knew tecahr wud get angry
i told her yaar main ay kia hai ................dont worry wen i do homework she never checks it...TURNS OUT>>>>>>
i was right !

 

[My Name]

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last ne is adorable ...............im NOT taking about JB

 

[shadil.me]

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so true.

 

[eureka!]

I guess that's exactly the reason why Barca want him so bad.
If a person has changed there is no point highlighting his past every now and then.

Hey, chillax! I don't think it's such a big deal if he did bite him, plus he apologized... made a good joke, that's all.
And why would Barca want another striker? I mean, that's just one hell of a rumor.... so many of them these days.

 

[eureka!]

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

 

[eureka!]

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

 

[eureka!]

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

 

[FlameBlazer69]

Ek bar plane pe ek Indian, Arab, aur Britisher they. Phir ek dum se Britisher ne ek Gold coin ko plane ke bahir pheka.
Indian aur Arab: Aapne gold coin kyun pheka?
Britisher: Hamare country me bohut gold coins hai.
Uske baad indian ne plane ke bahir "curry" pheka.
Britisher aur Arab: Aapne curry kyun pheka?
Indian: Hamare country me bohut curry hai.
Arab ne Indian ko bahir phek diya.
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Guess karo kyun? XD

 

[champ-student]

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In either i'll be a potterhead Ibtizam

 

[My Name]

Ek bar plane pe ek Indian, Arab, aur Britisher they. Phir ek dum se Britisher ne ek Gold coin ko plane ke bahir pheka.
Indian aur Arab: Aapne gold coin kyun pheka?
Britisher: Hamare country me bohut gold coins hai.
Uske baad indian ne plane ke bahir "curry" pheka.
Britisher aur Arab: Aapne curry kyun pheka?
Indian: Hamare country me bohut curry hai.
Arab ne Indian ko bahir phek diya.
.
.
Guess karo kyun? XD

im surprised im the first ne to like!

 

[Hassan Ali Abid]

 

[Hassan Ali Abid]

 

[Hassan Ali Abid]

 

[My Name]

i thoght i wasted 1 whole whole minute of my life on this -__-
but then i saw patrick
i di not know u cud have such a long pic ?-?
awsumm

 

[unitika]

 

[shoaib672002]

i thoght i wasted 1 whole whole minute of my life on this -__-
i di not know u cud have such a long pic ?-?
awsumm

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Thats cheating isn't My Name

 

[shadil.me]

 

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[shadil.me]

 

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