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A person is on his death bed (in Mumbai) with his wife, Kids and a nurse beside him.

Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.
To youngest son : You are my youngest and dearest. I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.
To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.
Nurse gets quite impressed
nurse to wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.
Wife: What properties? He is not rich ...
Doodhwala hai..
he's distributing out responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning.
 
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