~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[belle]

 

[AngelicBeauty]

i swear

 

[belle]

 

[belle]

 

[belle]

 

[belle]

 

[belle]

 

[cool.mohit21]

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai
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Miss: shut up & get out.

Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye
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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)

Students Rock!!

 

[cool.mohit21]

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.

A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.

The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him


They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.

Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”

Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed

He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.

The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“

He Got The Job!

 

[cool.mohit21]

New Generation - Today's Students

We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

At home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube.

In class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

 

[cool.mohit21]

Newton new Theory in romantic mood.....


Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"

First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."

Second law:

"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."

Third law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

 

[cool.mohit21]

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
his girlfriend to ask the answer.

Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!

Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.

Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!

 

[belle]

 

[cool.mohit21]

3 Best Ads...

RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!"

Forest Deptt: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!"

Latest: "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in PLANE, but with BEER!!"

 

[cool.mohit21]

My Brave Childhood History

I Kicked Lion's Face
I Pulled Tiger's Tail
I BroKe Cheeta's Leg
I Threw Elephants

Then

The toy shop owner kicked me out

 

[cool.mohit21]

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend

But what about a failed student?

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A Beautiful Teacher

 

[cool.mohit21]

The wind, d wind, d naughty wind.
tat blows d girls' skirt high


dont think more



but god'z clever

he sends d dust along d wind 2 close d boys' eyes!!

 

[cool.mohit21]

Height Of Laziness

Dad: Y dint u go to the xam..?
Son: Paper was tough!

Dad: Widout going how do u know?
Son: Paper leaked 2 dayz ago...!!

 

[cool.mohit21]

Define Guts

Entering late in class
having spicy hair color,
I-pod in 1 ear, ph on the other side n saying 2 mam "Hey sweety dont wait 4 me, carry on BABY !

 

[cool.mohit21]

Things change with time

Once a Lion came across a Pig and said, "I roar and the jungle fears".

Pig replies, "Now a days I sneeze and the world trembles".