~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[cool.mohit21]

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

 

[cool.mohit21]

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

 

[mohnish]

Husband : G karta hai tumhari zulme kho jaoon,
Aankin mein baas jaoon,
Bahon mein jhool jaon,
Wife:Bas Bas rehne do, kuch kaam imran hashmi
Wale bhi karoge ya devanand hi bane rahoge

 

[mohnish]

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds,​

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He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. McDonald refused​

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Since That day,​

Mr.McDonald sits outside his own restaurant ​

 

[mohnish]

Once Rajinikanth Bunked A Whole Day From School.....​

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From That The Day Is Known As Sunday........​

 

[mohnish]

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

 

[mohnish]

Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..

 

[cool.mohit21]

SHE: I waited so long for this.

HE: Do U want me to leave?

SHE: No. never!

HE: Do U love me?

SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.

HE: Did you ever cheat me?

SHE: I would rather die than to do it.

HE: Will you kiss me?

SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.

HE: Will you hurt me?

SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.

HE: Can I trust you?

SHE: Yes.

HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING:

>>Read from bottom to top<<

 

[mohnish]

SHE: I waited so long for this.

HE: Do U want me to leave?

SHE: No. never!

HE: Do U love me?

SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.

HE: Did you ever cheat me?

SHE: I would rather die than to do it.

HE: Will you kiss me?

SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.

HE: Will you hurt me?

SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.

HE: Can I trust you?

SHE: Yes.

HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING:

>>Read from bottom to top<<

It's very funny I read this before also in a book

 

[cool.mohit21]

Boy: would u like to dance with me.​

Girl: sorry mein bachey ke sath dance nahi karti,​

Boy: Oh! sorry I dont know that u r pregnant​

 

[cool.mohit21]

Boy: would u like to dance with me.​

Girl: sorry mein bachey ke sath dance nahi karti,​

Boy: Oh! sorry I dont know that u r pregnant​

 

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umaima for u..!!