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GetSomeLife

GetSomeLife

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MysteRyGiRl

MysteRyGiRl

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-height of illeteracy: writing ur lovers name on ur hand and realizing.... u made a spelling mistake:p

-appu: hows ur wyf?
pappa: gud for nothing

-boy goes 2 a gym and says 2 da coach : ihave 2 impress dis girl in 2 days,which machine should i use?
coach: use da ATM machine outsyd da gym

-difference between problem and talent
2 boys love 1 girl---> dats a problem
1 boy loves 2 girls---> dats talent
 
MysteRyGiRl

MysteRyGiRl

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-can a wyf make her husband a millionare?
YESS but only if he was a billionare :p

-mr beans first day on his new job
manager: welcum here.your salary will be $1900 in da first year and will be raised 2 $2200 in da next year
mr.bean: thank u sir i will join next month :D

- height of coincidence
a vegetarian eating a chicken meal for da first tym in his lyf and....
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dies due 2 bird flu :p

-wyf 2 her husband on their aniversary
wyf: how about u take me somewhere where i have nvr been b4?
husband: how abt da kitchen?
 
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