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That strange moment when your teacher, talks about anything related to Korea or Japan, automatically, all people of your classroom look at you.


and u r like:

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<==my own experience
 
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tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.


After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.


'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied,
'We just love the chocolate around them.'



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belle said:
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tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.


After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.


'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied,
'We just love the chocolate around them.'



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omg gross gross!!!!! i hate it wen sumthin lyk dat happens
 
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:

... “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m
just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”See More
 
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