~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Abdullah Yousuf]

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

 

[leosco1995]

 

[leosco1995]

 

[rz123]

 

[rz123]

haha nice idea!

 

[GetSomeLife]

CHECK OUT MA WALL!

 

[Minato112]

WHY GIRLS LIVE LONGER THAN BOYS???
.
.
.
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SCIENTIFIC STUDIES HAVE PROVED THAT
.
.
.
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"SHOPPINGS"
NEVER CAUSES A HEART ATTACK, BUT,

PAYING THE BILLS DOES...

 

[Minato112]

Husband texts to wife on cell..​

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"​

Wife: I'm dying..!​

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"​

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."​

Husband: "Bloody English Language!​

 

[Minato112]

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :​

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking​

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LONG LIVE THESE TEACHERS!!!!!​

 

[Minato112]

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.​

​

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long​

​

Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.​

 

[Minato112]

Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers -

 

[Silent Hunter]

really?

 

[rz123]

Quick n Crazy Qawali ​

 

[Nibz]

 

[paradoX error]

Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the?
Sambha: sarkaar 2 the
Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata
Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Sorry Twilight fans

 

[ktc]

Hey - that is so *not* true!

……………*looks at my own likes*…………….

 

[Nibz]

That was for facebook. Precisely.
Here, the content matters, regardless of gender. ;]

 

[ktc]

Is that so? So if I photo shopped the pic; swapped the ‘male’ and ‘female’ places, would that be alright [aka 'within the acceptable limits']?