~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[étudiante]

Logic \m/

 

[Silent Hunter]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[Silent Hunter]

 

[memyself15]

 

[french410]

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for so ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to become beautiful and the man at the end laughs even louder. One after another the people wish the same thing and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?" The man says, "Make them all ugly again!"

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

Little Johnny is outside in the back yard playing with his toy airplane. He takes it up in the air "rrrrrrrrrr" and brings it down for a landing, at which point he yells real loud "All you motherfuckers that wanna get off, get off. All you motherfuckers that wanna get on, get on." Well Johnnys mom is in the kitchen and hears him yell this. Shocked, Johnnys mom runs outside and tells Johnny to go to his room for 3 hours and think about what he's said. Pouting, johnny stomps to his room. 3 hours later Johnny comes out of his room and goes straight for his toy airplane in the back yard. He picks it up, flys it around a little and lands it. With mom listening closely from the window Johnny says "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. All you nice people that wanna get on, get on......and all you motherfuckers complaining about the 3 hour time delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen.

Please don't use obscene language on threads on XPC

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[anonymous123]

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

 

[awsumness]

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

 

[GetSomeLife]

Lovin' it!

 

[GetSomeLife]

Diee!!

 

[Ammo47]

 

[french410]

Please don't use obscene language on threads on XPC

got it