~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Tkp]

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

 

[Tkp]

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

 

[Tkp]

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

 

[Tkp]

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

 

[Tkp]

A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

 

[Tkp]

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

 

[littlecloud11]

 

[Tkp]

 

[Tkp]

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well i had already seen this but its funny

 

[Tkp]

 

[falcon678]

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

"Children, there's a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS."

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

When someone comes into my room, and then leaves without closing the door again.

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

me making an apperanse at family parties

 

[Dazzling Girl <3]

”free wifi”

”please ask a member of staff for details”

 

[Kumkum]

 

[Tkp]

 

[1995@10Sept]

found this really funny

 

[1995@10Sept]