~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[alphabravocharlie]

BMW: Bahawalpur motor works

 

[MKh@lid]

 

[MKh@lid]

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I think Voldemart doesnt hav parents either

 

[princessanum]

►Thieves in the kitchen

Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.

Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then.

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

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A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter

Dad: What are you writing my son ??

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!

Dad: Do you know how to write ??

Son: No!!! So what...
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand....

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

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●► Beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book
"How to Cook" !!

 

[princessanum]

●► Formula for Water

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?


PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!


TEACHER : What are you talking about?


PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

 

[princessanum]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[étudiante]

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n when ur phone suddenly catches da skool wifi in class 2

 

[Lyfroker]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

 

[Lyfroker]

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?​

Pappu ...Money​

Teacher... I would prefer Brain​

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have....
teacher shoks pappu rocks =D​

 

[princessanum]

A police man asked a thief: Why u went to steal 3 times in the same Store??
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The Thief Replied: I stole 1 Dress for my Wife & then I had to go Twice to change its
Colour & Design.

 

[étudiante]

^hahaha choosy gurl.... obedient hubby