~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Lyfroker]

Pathan ko ek unknown num.sai msg aya
Usney apny sab doato se wo msg paper
pe likwaya,magar Q?
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Sab ki handwriting sms ki writing se match karny k liye...

 

[Lyfroker]

Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi?

Khan Saab: 20 No wali.

Man: Agar 20 No wali Na Milay Tu?

Khan Saab: phir;10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena..

 

[Lyfroker]

Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag gaya.

Pathan hansne laga.

Dost: Wo tmhara mobile lekar bhaga or tm hans rahe ho.

Pathan: Bhagne do charger to mere pas ha..

 

[Lyfroker]

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay

 

[aTraveller]

 

[awsumness]

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awww......cute...=)

 

[rizwankabir121]

teacher to sardar "YOUR SON IS AN IDIOT"
Eng................2
Urdu..............5
Maths.............7
Science...........8
Islamiat.........3
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Total...............25

"total" me to kamaaaal hi kar dia hay betay ne ....
me ne to is ki tuition b nahi lagwa kar di thi is ko.......

 

[cynthia991]

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that's such a cuuuuttte baby...

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

Imagine...​

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[gary221]

 

[rizwankabir121]

Mozila man.......

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

that sooo happens wid me....

me too...

 

[gary221]

 

[rizwankabir121]

teacher to sardar "YOUR SON IS AN IDIOT"
Eng................2
Urdu..............5
Maths.............7
Science...........8
Islamiat.........3
------------------
Total...............25

"total" me to kamaaaal hi kar dia hay betay ne ....
me ne to is ki tuition b nahi lagwa kar di thi is ko.......

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health​

Boy: sir i play football, cricket and tennis daily.​

Doctor: how long do you play?​

...​

Boy : until the battery in my mobile goes down. =D​

 

[awsumness]

...and it becomes more awkward wen everyone turn and look at u...O.O

 

[aTraveller]