~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[somya]

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out,removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?
Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”

 

[somya]

Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put,“you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Sardar says, Well put“You are not getting older”,at the topand You are getting better”at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened theentire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.

 

[somya]

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?‘ No, ‘the second man replied, ‘it’sThursday.’ The third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’

 

[Experienced One]

and then we also have to hide the crunch

ejactly
we r better than these guys xD

 

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