~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Maz]

 

[Maz]

 

[Amber]

 

[Amber]

 

[Amber]

 

[Amber]

 

[Darkest Angel]

I must go. My people need me

 

[Darkest Angel]

 

[Steel Arm]

 

[Kumkum]

Doctor Patient Joke :

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my God!
Doctor: The worse news is that I was trying to tell this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.
(Uh-Oh!!)

 

[Kumkum]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

 

[7th heaven ;)]

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Why would she offer dinner in 'AFTERNOON'??

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

 

[faraz shahid]

1. if spider man comes to pakistan,what will happen?
2. puranau zamanay mein Rs.100 mey sab kuch aata tha ab kyun nahi aata?
ans:
1. breaking news aaye gi:spider man kunday ki taaroon me paans ke hallak
2. aaj kal har jaga cctv camera jo hai

 

[faraz shahid]

teacher bachai say: homework kyun nahi kia?
bacha: tameez sai, customer sai aiasa baat kartay hai kia!

arz kia hai:
kyun mujhe rolatay ho,
kyun mujhe satataain ho,
meri tu roh tak kaanp uthi hai ye sun kar,
kai tum bartan dhoonay walay sabun se nahatay ho.

 

[fiz34]

 

[Steel Arm]

 

[Rutzaba]

1. if spider man comes to pakistan,what will happen?
2. puranau zamanay mein Rs.100 mey sab kuch aata tha ab kyun nahi aata?
ans:
1. breaking news aaye gi:spider man kunday ki taaroon me paans ke hallak
2. aaj kal har jaga cctv camera jo hai

teacher bachai say: homework kyun nahi kia?
bacha: tameez sai, customer sai aiasa baat kartay hai kia!

arz kia hai:
kyun mujhe rolatay ho,
kyun mujhe satataain ho,
meri tu roh tak kaanp uthi hai ye sun kar,
kai tum bartan dhoonay walay sabun se nahatay ho.

salam alaekum i know you are new and dont kno the rule... but this is the english joke thread and urdu jokes shud be posted here instead. http://www.xtremepapers.com/community/threads/jokes-in-here-really-in-urdu-shukar-hai-d.22464/ good day to u

 

[Gémeaux]

 

[Gémeaux]