~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Usama Jawad]

 

[Usama Jawad]

 

[Usama Jawad]

 

[Usama Jawad]

 

[Usama Jawad]

 

[Ibtizam]

 

[Ibtizam]

 

[Silent Hunter]

 

[Ibtizam]

 

[Ibtizam]

 

[Aly Emran]

 

[Aly Emran]

 

[Angelina_25]

Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court.
And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Class: Got it.
Coach: Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!

 

[Angelina_25]

Cashier: Are you going to buy these?
Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first

 

[Angelina_25]

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.
She said, "Nothing would make me happier than diamond earrings."
So I got her nothing.

 

[Angelina_25]

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it...Out loud...Say it!
Bella: A Snowman...

 

[Angelina_25]

Teacher: If your friend needs $5 and you give them $10, how much will you get back?
Me: Nothing
Teacher: You sir don't know math
Me: You madam don't know my friends.

 

[Angelina_25]

I don't care if it's 4 A.M.
I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.

 

[Angelina_25]

Alyy what does that guy says in urdu ???

 

[Aly Emran]

Alyy what does that guy says in urdu ???

When expectation r lost from someone, why we complain about him or her