~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that it is to surround him with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, sir!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes, Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you could answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Ron Paul and explains the problem.
"Mr. Paul, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Paul answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is!



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It's our RON PAUL!"

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"Wrong, you dim-witted moron, it's MANMOHAN SINGH!"

 

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hehehhehee
srsly????????

 

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it

 

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The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

 

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What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

 

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· Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

· On the other hand, you have different fingers.

· I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

· I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

· Honk if you love peace and quiet.

· Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

· I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

· Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

· The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

· Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

· Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

· For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

· No one is listening until you make a mistake.

· The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

· The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

· Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!

· A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.

· Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

· If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

· How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

· Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

 

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