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Maganius

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Afnan Hafiz said:
FOR INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY STUDENTS!
COMPUTER ACRONYMS

PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN- It Still Does Nothing.
APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI- System Can't See It.
DOS- Defective Operating System.
BASIC- Bill's Attempt To Seize Industry Control.
IBM- I Blame Microsoft.
DEC- Do Expect Cuts.
CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW- World Wide Wait.
MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.
COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
AMIGA- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction.
LISP- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.
WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
GIGO- Garbage In Garbage Out.
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers....


TING-A-LING PEEEEPLE!!
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