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Long Live Marathi Maulana.....
Dawat me Molana sahb aur ek admi ek saat baithe the,.....
Jb khana aaya to tray me chawal k saat murgi bhi thi
Molana ne dekha murgi us admi ki trf thi aur chawal Molana ki trf...
Molana ne us tray ko ghumaya aur morgi ko apni trf kr lia
Admi:Molana sahb....!
Kya kr rhe hai
Molana:bhai murgi ki tang kible k trf thi..........

 

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Long Live Marathi Maulana.....
Dawat me Molana sahb aur ek admi ek saat baithe the,.....
Jb khana aaya to tray me chawal k saat murgi bhi thi
Molana ne dekha murgi us admi ki trf thi aur chawal Molana ki trf...
Molana ne us tray ko ghumaya aur morgi ko apni trf kr lia
Admi:Molana sahb....!
Kya kr rhe hai
Molana:bhai murgi ki tang kible k trf thi..........

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INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.
And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

What can I do?

Reply:

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfried 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful.
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!