Neil Armstrong told me to...

[funky brat]

Aoa evrybody.. Please help me create a humorous story out of it !! The topic is ' Neil Armstrong told me to... '

 

[AlphaCentauri]

Stop all this random pointless talk and get to studies or it will come to bite you later.

 

[funky brat]

Stop all this random pointless talk and get to studies or it will come to bite you later.

might be pointless for u but not really for me cause I'm screwed n have to complete this write up

 

[AlphaCentauri]

might be pointless for u but not really for me cause I'm screwed to write a speech out of it

any speech suggestions??? the topic is ' space for human safety and security '

Lol, contribution to conclusion: When man conquers space too, if he does, that too, shall become unsafe.

 

[funky brat]

any speech suggestions??? the topic is ' space for human safety and security '

Lol, contribution to conclusion: When man conquers space too, if he does, that too, shall become unsafe.

lol but this might offend the judges

 

[frozen sunlight]

Neil armstrong told me to eat a cheeseburger in space and then i burped, my oxygen pipe came off and i died...ther u go

 

[funky brat]

Neil armstrong told me to eat a cheeseburger in space and then i burped, my oxygen pipe came off and i died...ther u go

hhahah interesting

 

[frozen sunlight]

hhahah interesting

 

[robinhoodmustafa]

Neil Armstrong Told me to Steal Cute Babies Along with étudiante and Be Cheeesy With iNnOcEnT kilLeR .Well ,He Also told me to Steal "Hardees" From iNnOcEnT kilLeR

 

[robinhoodmustafa]

He told me ,

 

[AlphaCentauri]

lol but this might offend the judges

Nah, on the contrary (and am serious), it will make you stand out.

Talk of every general thing you can think of, global warming, etc. Then, come back to say that humans are the biggest predators, the biggest consumers, and the biggest polluters (to be verified first) of the sole habitable planet we have. And they've hunted down so many species, exhausted so many of our resources, and polluted so much that our planet will become inhabitable (when? Some research work for you), if it isn't yet. So, even if we get a spare planet somewhere which could possibly sustain life, are we, with our devotion to greed and contempt for need, going to destroy that too?


Voila. Not that difficult.

 

[funky brat]

Nah, on the contrary (and am serious), it will make you stand out.

Talk of every general thing you can think of, global warming, etc. Then, come back to say that humans are the biggest predators, the biggest consumers, and the biggest polluters (to be verified first) of the sole habitable planet we have. And they've hunted down so many species, exhausted so many of our resources, and polluted so much that our planet will become inhabitable (when? Some research work for you), if it isn't yet. So, even if we get a spare planet somewhere which could possibly sustain life, are we, with our devotion to greed and contempt for need, going to destroy that too?


Voila. Not that difficult.

hahah gud idea thnx

 

[funky brat]

He told me ,

hahhaha cool

 

[funky brat]

Neil Armstrong Told me to Steal Cute Babies Along with étudiante and Be Cheeesy With iNnOcEnT kilLeR .Well ,He Also told me to Steal "Hardees" From iNnOcEnT kilLeR

baby kidnappers in the town.. shoooooooooo run away!!

 

[robinhoodmustafa]

baby kidnappers in the town.. shoooooooooo run away!!

Yes ..
Neil Bhai Stole Cute Baby Moon Jr