post political jokes here :P

[Abdullah Yousuf]

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

 

[MKh@lid]

ZARDARI !!!
kk heres one ,

Qiyamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan :
1- Zardari Imandari Kare Ga .
2- Altaf Karachi Aye Ga.
3- Musharaf pey Muqadma chale ga.
4- Sheri Rehman Parda Karey Gi
5- Chaudhry Shujat ko bolna aye ga
6- Shiekh Rasheed ki shadi ho jae gi.
7- Imran Khan ko sadarat melay gi.
8- Qazi Hussain Dharna chhore day ga.
9- Gilani SUCH Boley Ga.
and last but not least
10- Maulana Fazurehman Pant shirt pahne ga.

:lol:

LOL this one was totally asesome

 

[MKh@lid]

I once met an honest , caring politician that listened when ppl spoke and tried to help the country , then i woke up

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

Martin Luther King jr ==> "I had a dream.......
My variation ==> "I had a dream...Zardari was in it...I woke up screaming 'BLOODY ROBBER'"

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

 

[Shahroz95]

 

[awsumness]

LOL this one was totally asesome

ROFL...XD

 

[awsumness]

post ur political jokes here......


.agar aik ship mein zardari aur baaqee politicians sawaaar houn...aur woh ship duub jaai....tou end mein kaun bachay gaa?

AWAAAM..!!!!..XD..LOL

 

[awsumness]

All Flowers Don’t Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
All Birds Can’t Speak,
But..
Parrot Did It.
A Dog Can’t Lead A Country,
But He Did It

A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…

NIce one..XD...ROFL>>

 

[awsumness]

I got this as an SMS :

Kehtain hain kai miyaan ko uski biwi sai milaana main sawaab milta hai.
Toh dua kii jiyay kai Sadar Zardari Benazir Bhutto sai buhut jald mil jayain

XD

Aameeeeen..XD!!!

 

[MKh@lid]

AOA wr wb , guys , do check this up

 

[rz123]

nice jokes but i hate zardari jokes. false propaganda. no sms jokes ever against any army men.:/

 

[alphabravocharlie]

You have gotta be jokin!
Ah so your post was a political joke, i hope.

 

[rz123]

no brother i mean it. i have never seen any sms jokes against most of these filthy n corrupt army men who r more responsible for the decline of this country then politicians...