Science joke for you scientists!!!!

[thabomanqoba]

You wont get it if you do arts

Two paired Hydrogen atoms walked into a bar, one said to the other, husband, i think i have lost an electron
the wife said please be quiet now, the husband repeated, but am sure i lost one and think am going to hospital. The wife cried but it was too late for her to understand.

 

[Zohaib Sherazi]

lol

 

[Nibz]

I do sciences, but still din getcha!!!

 

[SuperXDE]

You wont get it if you do arts

Two paired Hydrogen atoms walked into a bar, one said to the other, husband, i think i have lost an electron
the wife said please be quiet now, the husband repeated, but am sure i lost one and think am going to hospital. The wife cried but it was too late for her to understand.

Lol ... positive ion.

 

[ashhadazam]

lol

 

[princesszahra]

You wont get it if you do arts

Two paired Hydrogen atoms walked into a bar, one said to the other, husband, i think i have lost an electron
the wife said please be quiet now, the husband repeated, but am sure i lost one and think am going to hospital. The wife cried but it was too late for her to understand.

LOL!!!!

 

[UxaiR]

lol

 

[creative22]

lol,,nice one

 

[BROXY]

very stupid

 

[ashhadazam]

lame

 

[Naila]

NICE THREAD AND GOOD JOKES

 

[hussey]

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
* "In Science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs."
that is my favourite
Term Papers

 

[soumayya]

Teacher: Johnny, what's H2SO4?
Johnny (for it is he): Er, hang on. I know this one. It's on the tip of
my tongue...
Teacher: Well spit it out quick, it's sulphuric acid!

 

[soumayya]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

According to Le Chatelier:

The chicken crossed the road because there were too many moles of chicken
on the reactants side of the road equilibrium.

 

[utsav156]

EVEN I DONT GET YOU