teaching siblings?????????

[étudiante]

English:
Bro: Bring it on!
Sis: Sure thing!

Urdu:
Bro: Get Lost!
Sis: Not even in your dreams!

Maths:
Bro: It's easy, come on!
Sis: Don't even think about it!

Physics:
Bro: EASY!

Chemistry:
Bro: May Allah add this to your knowledge that this type of questions are not meant to be asked to human beings! (i mean, "will you teach me chemistry?")

I.C.T:
Bro: If its practical, I'LL BE HAPPY TO!

History:
Bro: Babar is dead...so i have no reason to get tortured!
Sis: Once upon a time...

Geography:
Bro: Brother, ever saw my face while i see maths? I think i should ask: "Ever saw poker face?"
Sis: Ask brother, i taught it all to him!

There you have it! Me being an awesome teacher!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor sis xD.....

 

[étudiante]

7.30: i have a doubt in physics..... explain me NOW!! u kno i cant study after 9...
8.00: books arrive (da whole STOCK of physics books in the hawz - bcumz daunting )
8.15: bro finds a place to sit comfortably on da recliner n gets a cuppa 2 go wid ma lecture
9.00: i finish explaining...... bro gives cheezy smile n off 2 sleep...

2 days l8r when dere iz an assignment......
Bro: pls explain dis (with a sweet innocent face )
Me: I already did.... wat were u doing den??
Bro: earphones on 1 ear n dreaming

(but he usually does study 4m me tho prefers mom!!)