* YO MAMA jokes *

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so fat her picture takes two frames

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

HAHAAHA, Epic!

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so fat ...dont noe whether she is walking or rolling

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama is so ugly that hello kitty said her GOODBYE!

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said , "sorry, but no professionals.."

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her menu she replies "yes please"

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo Mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through the tunnel when they want to clean it.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Self Made --> Yo mama so fat that she makes an elephant look small.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that when she got on top of a WEIGHT SCALE, it went OUT OF ORDER! - Self Made.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that if she climbed up a mountain and jumped into the Pacific Ocean, the entire world would be flooded. - Self Made.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo moma so stupid that she thinks the moon is a planet. - self made.

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that when she rode an elephant to her house the elephant passed out. - Self made :'D

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama so fat that she got stuck in a telephone booth, and they had to call an army to get her out! - Self Made

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computers disk drive! xD

 

[gary221]

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread.