~~~~JOKES~~~~

[M Rizwan Kabir]

Some good JoKes.....

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamari dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Pathan: Wo jis ki moochhein hai
Frnd: Moochein to sub ki hai
Pathan: Wo jis k safaid kapre hain
...Frnd: Wo to sab k hi hai
Pathan ne ghusse me pistol nikali or 3 admion ko mar kar bola
Wo jo reh geya hai wo hamara dushman ha =)) =D

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

Sardar was lying on beach,

American: R u Relaxing?

Sardar: No i m Jasbir Singh,

Anothr American: R u relaxing?

Sardar: No, I m Jasbir Singh, Sardar left that place in anger.

... Then Sardar asks one American lying nearby, R u relaxing?

American: Yes

Sardar slaps him & says, All r searching for you & you are lying here.
Idiot..!

 

[Dayyanah]

Your mama is so fat when you look at the map, u can see her waving
Your mama is so fat, when she sits in the theater, she sits right next to everyone
Your mama is so fat she has to where a watch on each hand with different time zones
Your mama is so fat, she has to told her socks up with hulahoops
Your mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, 'sorry, we dont do curtains'
Your mama is so fat, when she stands with the elephants they sing, 'we are family'

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

http://www.xtremepapers.com/community/threads/jokes-in-here-really.991/page-144#post-191199

 

[Ehsan Shah]

Don’t think that someone else is more blessed than you are. It’s just that, we are blessed in different ways.

 

[DANGERBP]

Your mama is so fat when you look at the map, u can see her waving
Your mama is so fat, when she sits in the theater, she sits right next to everyone
Your mama is so fat she has to where a watch on each hand with different time zones
Your mama is so fat, she has to told her socks up with hulahoops
Your mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, 'sorry, we dont do curtains'
Your mama is so fat, when she stands with the elephants they sing, 'we are family'

pahahahahahahhahahah ! lol =p your gd ! !

 

[DANGERBP]

Sardar was lying on beach,

American: R u Relaxing?

Sardar: No i m Jasbir Singh,

Anothr American: R u relaxing?

Sardar: No, I m Jasbir Singh, Sardar left that place in anger.

... Then Sardar asks one American lying nearby, R u relaxing?

American: Yes

Sardar slaps him & says, All r searching for you & you are lying here.
Idiot..!

ahahaha =p lolll

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

Ek newspapr me chhapa:
"50% girls bewkoof hoti hain"
Is par girls ne khoob halla machaya.
Phir chhapa:
"50% girls bewkoof nhi hoti"
Tab jake mamla settle hua

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[CaptainDanger]

There already is a thread present for jokes here : ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

THREAD LOCKED!​