BAAAAJI. Baaaji. BAAAAJI. AssalamuAlaikummmmm
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https://www.facebook.com/MuslimSpeakers/videos/1199282673488110/ awesome....! *_* n i hope ur net issues resolve :P
may Allah s.w.t help u... aameeen
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.” - Churchill
“The graveyard is the richest place on earth, because it is here that you will find all the hopes and dreams that were never fulfilled, the books that were never written, the songs that were never sung, the inventions that were never shared, the cures that were never discovered, all because someone was too afraid to take that first step, keep with the problem, or determined to carry our their dream.” -Les Brown
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? -- Damn
Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
Whatsup? Remember me? Where were you?
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
if i owned a super store... xD
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4KwYEPJqJnMOGc3a0dTcHBNT1k :P
"I asked Allah for wealth. He gave me Islam." - Muhammad Ali
This is one of my favorite quotes from the champ which perfectly aligns with a great hadeeth from the Prophet (peace be upon him).
Abu Dharr narrates that the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “O Abu Dharr, do you say that an abundance of money is wealth?” I said "yes." The Prophet said, “Do you say a lack of money is poverty?”..
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell? xD
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4KwYEPJqJnMQncwN2gyZnZtdXM/view?usp=drivesdk
good question... But moms r love.. :)
heya ?
I was thinking... O.O o.o O.O is the funniest thing i read all week... xD -
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