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  1. sumaiyarox:)

    You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one...

    You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. :p
  2. sumaiyarox:)

    The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also...

    The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back...
  3. sumaiyarox:)

    In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from...

    In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
  4. sumaiyarox:)

    If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!

    If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!
  5. sumaiyarox:)

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she...

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
  6. sumaiyarox:)

    A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered...

    A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too. - Jake Johansen
  7. sumaiyarox:)

    What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? :P

    What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? :P
  8. sumaiyarox:)

    thnk uuu <3

    thnk uuu <3
  9. sumaiyarox:)

    aur hmmat to kar ke dikhai yaha na likhne ki..aap ki wall zinda nahi bachegi ..:p

    aur hmmat to kar ke dikhai yaha na likhne ki..aap ki wall zinda nahi bachegi ..:p
  10. sumaiyarox:)

    over-reaction ki had hoti hai :p transylvania mein patanai kya hota hai..but we usually need our...

    over-reaction ki had hoti hai :p transylvania mein patanai kya hota hai..but we usually need our sleep aroud here :p:p.
  11. sumaiyarox:)

    me gladdo ;)

    me gladdo ;)
  12. sumaiyarox:)

    heyyyyyyyy..hu r u?n wat hav u done to gary!!..he wud never agree to being a gentleman..not to...

    heyyyyyyyy..hu r u?n wat hav u done to gary!!..he wud never agree to being a gentleman..not to me atleast! :p ;)
  13. sumaiyarox:)

    aivi dekh rahi thiiii :p:p:p m doin it on ur behalf too..since u've clearly lost d privilege :) :p

    aivi dekh rahi thiiii :p:p:p m doin it on ur behalf too..since u've clearly lost d privilege :) :p
  14. sumaiyarox:)

    m nt insulting u maddo! :)

    m nt insulting u maddo! :)
  15. sumaiyarox:)

    yup more complex n messed up in the head...n wayy too full of urselves! ;) :p:p::p:p

    yup more complex n messed up in the head...n wayy too full of urselves! ;) :p:p::p:p
  16. sumaiyarox:)

    bec i said so :)

    bec i said so :)
  17. sumaiyarox:)

    decide..!! nice trnsylvanians dont threaten!! :p:p:p

    decide..!! nice trnsylvanians dont threaten!! :p:p:p
  18. sumaiyarox:)

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    :D
  19. sumaiyarox:)

    rit n dinosaurs still exist!! :p

    rit n dinosaurs still exist!! :p
  20. sumaiyarox:)

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    :ROFLMAO: this will go on n on..isilye gm or gn,watever it is..just go sleep:D:p
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