1000 ways to get kicked from the hospital

[Gohar Awais]

This game starts like this that i post something that is offensive or unappealing to the hospital and they kick me and try not to repeat the ways. Try to post funny and hilarious ways. List many ways as you can and number them


1. Licking the floor
2.Asking the receptionist for money.

 

[Haala M.]

3. playing pass the parcel with donor organs

 

[Gohar Awais]

come on people

4.Putting a large rock in the bathroom and saying "boy that was sure hard to get out"

 

[asma tareen]

agha saad 22
agha saad 22
agha saad 22
agha saad 22
agha saad 22
agha saad 22

 

[shoaib672002]

5. Going in Operation theater and doing Gangnam style

 

[eureka!]

6. Doc (before injection): Now, you aren't afraid of a little prick, are you?
You: I wouldn't call you that...
(Alex Rider)

 

[Gohar Awais]

7.Put a invisible ink into all patients and say on a mike "ALL OF PATIENTS HAVE DISAPPEAR BY UNKNOWN. "

 

[shoaib672002]

8. Slapping every doctor and patient

 

[shoaib672002]

9. pulling the drip

 

[eureka!]

10. Pressing the emergency help button, and yelling out 'Marco' when the nurse hurries in. Hopefully you'll get back a 'Polo' before being kicked out.

 

[shoaib672002]

11. Insert scissors in ur feet

 

[shadil.me]

take off a cable of a machine that's responsible for controlling heart rate of a person or something like that to charge Ur phone.

 

[shoaib672002]

13. TAKE THE OXYGEN CYLINDER AND JUMP INTO THE SEA

 

[shoaib672002]

take off a cable of a machine that's responsible for controlling heart rate of a person or something like that to charge Ur phone.

Phone!!!! *speechless*

 

[ZaqZainab]

run and scream in the corridors

 

[jdogthaboss]

after the summer exams i plan on making some money online, so did some research and got some short eBooks in pdf format about online money making ,PM me if you want a link to them, PEACE

 

[eureka!]

16. In the ICU...
You: Gaawwdd, he's DEAD!!
Doc: Who... where?
You: Under the bed.
Doc: Under?
You: Yeah, that poor ol' lizard...

 

[awesomaholic101]

Play sad, depressing songs about death in the hallways.

 

[awesomaholic101]

18) Paint the white walls different colours of the rainbow telling everybody that more people were dying because the walls were too depressing.

 

[gary221]

Dress up as the Grim Reaper and silently stand in a corner.
Holding an hourglass.