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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
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lol....H>>O>>W
those were my best ones :'(
and now they are wasted
roosters don't lay eggsIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
SLEEPIN ON DUTY!!! LOLOne morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says 'Sir don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!' The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
obviously cos the watchman was sleeping on his job....One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says 'Sir don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!' The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
obviously cos the watchman was sleeping on his job....
hu cares as long as i knew the answer.....i answered 5 nanoseconds before u! LOL
Assalam-o-alaikum wr wbWhen you yell help, I'm there,
But if there's an emergency, who cares?
When you're happy, I'm with you,
When you're glad, goodbye.
I'm deep in unhappiness,
But not in depression............What am i?
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