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Which joke made u laugh ur heart out :lol: and which one made u hate ur birthday? :x Here is my personal choice, I hope u like it and don't forget to post ur replies sharing the funniest and lamest jokes u came across.
Funny joke
Three representatives were boasting about the scientific development in their countries.
French representative: When we dug under the Eiffel tower we found telephone cables which shows that we had telephones for over a 100 years !
Italian representative: When we dug under The Leaning Tower of Pisa we also found telephone cables which shows that we had telephones for over 500 years !!
But the third Egyptian representative didn't sleep the night before and was therefore unprepared. He looked at them and simply said: When we dug under the Egyptian Pyramids we found nothing.. pause.. sigh.. which shows that we had cell phones for over 7000 years !!!!!!!! :lol:
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Not so funny joke
A wanna be scientist was doing some research on a trained dog. He ordered the dog to jump, so the dog jumped. He cut one of his legs and repeated his order and once again the dog jumped until the scientist cut off all his four legs, so of course the dog didn't jump. The scientist was so fascinated with his findings and wrote in his conclusion 'research proved that when u cut off all the legs of a trained dog he loses his sense of hearing and wont respond to orders' ! :fool:
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Lame joke Ugh
What did the sea say to the sand?.... Nothing it just waved. :O:
Funny joke
Three representatives were boasting about the scientific development in their countries.
French representative: When we dug under the Eiffel tower we found telephone cables which shows that we had telephones for over a 100 years !
Italian representative: When we dug under The Leaning Tower of Pisa we also found telephone cables which shows that we had telephones for over 500 years !!
But the third Egyptian representative didn't sleep the night before and was therefore unprepared. He looked at them and simply said: When we dug under the Egyptian Pyramids we found nothing.. pause.. sigh.. which shows that we had cell phones for over 7000 years !!!!!!!! :lol:
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Not so funny joke
A wanna be scientist was doing some research on a trained dog. He ordered the dog to jump, so the dog jumped. He cut one of his legs and repeated his order and once again the dog jumped until the scientist cut off all his four legs, so of course the dog didn't jump. The scientist was so fascinated with his findings and wrote in his conclusion 'research proved that when u cut off all the legs of a trained dog he loses his sense of hearing and wont respond to orders' ! :fool:
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Lame joke Ugh
What did the sea say to the sand?.... Nothing it just waved. :O:
