Funny, jokes here you can join it....lool

[Maganius]

here's one of my favourites:
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

 

[1357911]

i think we already have a jokes thread.
https://www.xtremepapers.com/community/threads/jokes-in-here-really.991/unread

 

[Maganius]

i think we already have a jokes thread.
https://www.xtremepapers.com/community/threads/jokes-in-here-really.991/unread

you are right

 

[mune:)]

We know we spend a lot of time for studies and some times we need to refresh up our minds.
“Mind is the lock. Knowing is the key. Unlock the mind and open your heart.” -Robin Craig Clark. if So, you can enjoy this funny thingsssssss!!!
Real crime story: 5 friends lived in a house: their names are Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody. One day Somebody killed Nobody, at that time Brain was in the bathroom, then Mad phoned the police.
Mad: Is this the police station?
Police: Yes...
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: what!!! Are u mad?
Mad: Yes, i'm Mad.
Police: Don't u have brain?
Mad: No, Brain is in the bathroom,
Police: U fool !!
Mad: No, fool is reading ds msg! blsd.

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Lol
I've read this joke somewhere else.
So I didn't read it, this time.
I just read first few lines, so i'm not a fool xD

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Lol
I've read this joke somewhere else.
So I didn't read it, this time.
I just read first few lines, so i'm not a fool xD

Joker.

 

[mune:)]

Joker.

Yes, you are

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Yes, you are

Read my ''Fat cow'' joke.

 

[mune:)]

Read my ''Fat cow'' joke.

That's not a joke

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

That's not a joke

How about this

A dog and an elephant were sitting in the jungle.

Dog: You're so huge, man. What do you eat?
Elephant: Just peanuts, mostly.
Dog: Do you work out, or something?
Elephant: Yeah, occasionally i hit the gym.
Dog: I am working all day, running around, chasing people, but i am not in a good shape.
Elephant: Life, man.
Dog: Shut up, you arrogant creature.
*Elephant throws a tree on the dog and the dog dodges and runs away*

 

[mune:)]

How about this

A dog and an elephant were sitting in the jungle.

Dog: You're so huge, man. What do you eat?
Elephant: Just peanuts, mostly.
Dog: Do you work out, or something?
Elephant: Yeah, occasionally i hit the gym.
Dog: I am working all day, running around, chasing people, but i am not in a good shape.
Elephant: Life, man.
Dog: Shut up, you arrogant creature.
*Elephant throws a tree on the dog and the dog dodges and runs away*

Joker

 

[Nabeel.Ahmad]

Joker

-.-

 

[mune:)]

-.-

Life, man xD
haha